* * * * .. The live-wire salesman walked into the factory and said to the manager: “I want to sell your men my course on ‘How to put fire and sparkle into your work.’ ” ' / “Not much you don’t,” said the ■ manager. “This is a shell-filling factory.” I ' i * * * * “Good morning,” said the tramp. > “Has the doctor any old trousers he ■ does not require?” , “No, I’m afraid they would not fit ; you,” replied the lady of the house with a smile. “I’m very handy with a needle,” an- ' swered the tramp. But the lady remained adamant. j “What makes you so sure ? Can’t , I see if they’ll fit?” the tramp pert sisted. i “Well, if you must know,” replied . the lady, “I happen to be the doctor.”
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Camp News, Volume 1, Issue 27, 14 June 1940, Page 5
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