YULE SMILE QUITE SAFE. Officer (during manoeuvres): You are standing in the imaginary fire of the enemy, 500 yards away. Private: I’m quite safe, sir. I’m standing behind an imaginary rock, 30 feet high. y * * * * Into the village chemist’s shop dashed a private, breath coming in quick pants. “I say,” he gasped, “our sergeant’s being chased by a bull.” “What do you expect me to do about it?” asked the chemist. “Shove a film in this camera quick,” replied the recruit.
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Camp News, Volume 1, Issue 24, 24 May 1940, Page 7
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