CHICAGO IN 1983.
Mr A. : *lt seems to me, Mrs 8., that I have met you somewhere ?’ Mrs B. : ‘ Why, Harry, don’t you remember me? I was your seventeenth wife, and you were my twenty-fourth husband. How foolishly young and inexperienced we were then.’ Mr A. : ‘By Jove ! I thought I’d met you before.’
Countryman (to dentist): ‘ I wouldn’t pay nothin’ extry fer gas. Jest yank her ont if it does hurt.’ Dentist: • You are plucky, sir. Let me see the tooth.’ Countryman: * Oh, ’taint me thats got the toothache it’s my wife. She’ll be here in a minute.’
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New Zealand Graphic, Volume VIII, Issue 36, 5 September 1891, Page 356
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99CHICAGO IN 1983. New Zealand Graphic, Volume VIII, Issue 36, 5 September 1891, Page 356
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