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POSTS ASISTORUM (The Bridge of Asses) Tim and Ru have been roped into the Bridge Tournament on Ladies’ Night at the Club. Their opening partners complain bitterly that Tim and Ru are the world’s worst bridge players— they just sit and play bridge all the time. So here we are at the end of the tirst rubber, and two minds with but a single thought. Tim: This game seems to be a triumph of mind over chatter. Hu: Sure, a case of burning the scandal at both ends. e Tim I And to think that according to Hoyle over 2,000 different games may be played with cards! Hu: And they all go by the name of Bridge. Well, what about another round t Tim: Sure. Bring on the trey and deuce, doubled and re-doubled. Declare for Tiniaru Bottled The Grand Slam of all Ales THE FHIEXDLIEST BRISK IN THE BORED Butin „.l* toying Anus .4' ,»U Auckland. t^S^6S
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Waikato Times, Volume 122, Issue 20463, 1 April 1938, Page 10
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