LITTLE LAUGHS
PETER PAN A gushing lady once said to Sir James Barrie. “ I do so love your play, Peter Pan. Are all your other plays equally successful? ” Sir James looked drily ot her. “ Madam,” he said, “ The other plays either Peter out or they Pan out.” NOT LIKELY Interfering Old Gentleman: “That’s a bonnie baby uf yours, madam. I trust he will grow up lo be a man of j credit and renown.” j Mother pushing pram : “ Tain t j likely.” j Old Gentleman: “Madam, why do • you say that? It all depends on how | \ou bring him up.” i Mother: ”1 can’t bring him up. be-
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Waikato Times, Volume 122, Issue 20422, 12 February 1938, Page 19 (Supplement)
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108LITTLE LAUGHS Waikato Times, Volume 122, Issue 20422, 12 February 1938, Page 19 (Supplement)
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