LITTLE LAUGHS.
(Sent by "Golden Sunset," 10, Frank ton.) Shopkeeper: “Well?” Customer: "I want a mouse-trap, and hurry up about it, because I want to catch a train." Shopkeeper: “I’m very sorry, but the traps I have catch only mice." Theatre Attendant: “I shall have to ask you to leave if you persist in hissing the performers.” Tomkins: “Hissing! Why, m-man alive, I was s-sirnply s-saying to S-s-sammy that the s-singing was s-s-superb."
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Waikato Times, Volume 105, Issue 17786, 10 August 1929, Page 16 (Supplement)
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73LITTLE LAUGHS. Waikato Times, Volume 105, Issue 17786, 10 August 1929, Page 16 (Supplement)
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