LITTLE LAUGHS.

Waikato Times, Volume 102, Issue 17131, 18 June 1927, Page 16 (Supplement)

LITTLE LAUGHS.

SOMETHING FUNNY. A young man walked into a garage and asked to see something funny for the front of his car. The young lady called out: “Father, you are wanted.” (Sent by “Conni.e”) FATHER GETS MIXED. Little Ablke had finished his meal, and was bored with the conversation of trie elders. So he arose and started away. "Abie,” said his father sharply, "for vhy do you leave the table? It’s not manners.” “Veil, papa, I am finished.” “Is that so?” barked his father. “You come back here and sit down at vunce. or I'll send you avay from the tabic.” (Sent by "Scottie.” ) A GRIEVANCE. A small Jewish boy was playing at the end of a pier. He fell off, and was rescued with great difficulty by an intrepid swimmer. Half an hour later, while leaving the pier, after resting, the rescuer was touched on the shoulder by a man. “Are you the man vot saved my | Ikey’s life?” | “Yes,” said the breathless hero, i “Veil," said the indignant Hebrew, "verc’s his cap?” (Sent by “Scottie.”) AMAZING! An extremely stout man stepped on to a weighing machine in the station, and was eagerly watched by two small urchins. The man dropped in his penny, but the machine was broken, and only registered five stones. “Gracious, Bill,” gasped one of the ivifdiifis; ‘Ws ’oiler J”-