LITTLE LAUGHS.
TOMMY HAD GONE UP ONE. Daddy; “I’m glad you are not still at the bottom form, Tommy.” Tommy: “No, Daddy. The bottom form is being varnished.” (Sent by Sissy Stark, Molumaoho.) A SLIGHT MISTAKE. Passenger (after first night on hoard ship) ; “t say! Are my clothes gone?” Steward: “Where did you put them?” Passenger: “In that little cupboard there with a glass door to it.” Steward: “Sir, that’s not a cupboard; that’s a porthole.” (Sent by Aileen Ferguson, Motumaolio.) DADDY’S DINNER. Mr Tophat: “Why, you silly, you know there are no fish down there!” Bobby: “I know, sir. I’m just going to lower Daddy’s dinner down. lie’s tlm driver of the engine.” (Sent by Sissy Stark, Molumaoho.)
FATHER PEEPED. Father: “Do you know that when grace is being said you should close your eyes and bow your heads?” Son: “Yes, Father; hut how did you know I didn’t?” (Sent by Edna Stark, Motumaoho.)
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Waikato Times, Volume 102, Issue 17078, 16 April 1927, Page 16 (Supplement)
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155LITTLE LAUGHS. Waikato Times, Volume 102, Issue 17078, 16 April 1927, Page 16 (Supplement)
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