MIXED RATHER.

Waikato Times, Volume XXXIX, Issue 3121, 16 July 1892, Page 2 (Supplement)

MIXED RATHER.

One of our contemporaries is responsible for t.he mixing up of an article about a wedding with itn advertisement for a grocery. According to the mixed report Mi .Tauies Redwood was united in the holy bonds of Dutch cheese at a lower rate than anv other clergyman officiating. The presents were many and included imported Narway herring, stockfish, and saurkraut. Prunes away down below cost and dried apples trimmed with costly lace which the bride's mother wore when she was married back in the only store where cove oysters can be bought for three cents per can. Tho bride is well known in the country as a beauty and a charming conversationalist. She has been sought after by the flower of our Rising Sun Stove Polish, 10 per cent, off. Keep your stove blacked with the RisiDg Sun and a little elbow grease. The groom is cashier of the First National Bank. He is a member of the highest society and is known as one of tho finest, codfish that was ever offered to the people of this city. We sav this codfish is boneless and it is boneless. ' We will cive a prize for every bone found in a codfish sold by us as boneless cod. The newly-married couple sat down to a wedding breakfast in the midst of a small number of relatives and greengages, canned tomatoes, corned beef, dried beef, buckwheat flour, and Minneapolis' best brands of wheat flour. The newly-married couple left last evening for an extended tour in Alderney milk and cream fresh every day.