HATS.

Western Star, 8 March 1938, Page 4

HATS.

; Husband: ‘Three guineas for a hat! You ought to he ashamed of yourself.’ Wife: ‘I am, dear. But, you see, ■ I thought you couldn’t afford a better one.’ ALL IMPORTANT. . Author: ‘lt’s always the same! Whenever I want to work I cau’t lay mv\ hands on, anything.’ Wife: ‘But, dear, I’ve just filled your fountain pen and put out plenty of paper.’ Author: ‘Yes—but what have you done with the corkscrew?’ GOOD GUESS. The two chorus girls were having tea together. ‘Do yo-u know,’ said one, ‘when the manager asked me my age, I couldn’t for the life of me remember whether I was 20 or 21.’ , ‘What did you say?’ friend. ‘Oh,’ replied the other, 'I split the difference and said nineteen.’ TAKEN FOR GRANTED.

‘H’m!' said the doctor. much to worry about. Get away for a week or two in the country, take plenty of long walks in the open air, and only one pipe a day.’ ‘But, doctor ” began the patient. ‘No buts,’ said the doc* tor. ‘Only one pipe a day!’ Six weeks later the patient called upon the doctor. ‘How do you feel now ’ he wag asked. ‘Fit as a fiddle, but the one pipe a day annoyed me,’ replied the man. ‘lt’s no joke for a man to take up smoking at my time of life!’