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Western Star, 23 May 1930, Page 2

Astronomer (to his wife): My dear, congratulate me. I've discoi r ered _ a star of hitherto unheard of density, and I'm going to itame it aftfcr you.' Reformer to prostrated man) "An<V so this is the work of rum, is it?" Prostrated Man: "-No, sir; this is the work of a banana skin, sir." Foreman: 'Got it right now, Bill?' Bill: 'Near enough.' 'Near enough won't, do'. T want it rteht.' 'Well, it's right then.' 'Oh, well, that's near enough.' It was a lovely morning. The train stopped nt a village station, and an enthusiastic tourist leaned out of the carvia-or. window. ' 'lsn't this exhilarating-?' he exclaimed as ho rubbed his hands. 'No, it ain't,' replied a passing porter with a glares. 'St'?. EckjngtQQ,*