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Western Star, 3 February 1922, Page 2

M\ hat’s the matteri, little hoy?”' said the kind-hearted man ’ f “*Are you lost?” “No,” was the manfifl “ [ lost - - I’m here., Dut Id like to know where father and mother have wandered/ to.” *'}' oll believe in lie red itv, Pop?” I" certa, iily do. 'Why, for instance ! s my six-moutlns-old son always trynig to get his toes in ]ns. ,month if it innt because of his dad’ fi constant! fti-ugglo .to make both ends, meet?” Unwelcome Visitor (i u early morn- j ■j'g, after week-end, 'to chauffeur): “ Don t let'* me miss my train.”! Chauffeur.- _ “No danger, sir. The I mistress said if 1 did, it’d cast mo! my job.” I