Harieties.

Western Star, Issue 49, 17 October 1874, Page 7

Harieties.

“Homo Hula” Advocates.—Wives. A Drop of Water.—The Falls of Niagara. An Air of Importance.—One’s first breath. The Article Chiefly sold at Fancy Fairs, — “Visitors. - If thine enemy wrong time buy each of his clu'l Iren a drum. When is a man not a man?—When he is a little ho(a)rse. If you have fault to find with anyone, tell him not others, of what you complain. The author of the saving. '* You must always lake a man as you find him” was a constable, -Why is it impossible to have the last worl with a chemist \ —Because ho always has a rc- • ort. A jmper sars of the air in ijs relation to man. "It kisses and blesses him. hut will not obev ’ him,” Blohbs says that description suits his wife esactly. ~ Why are the principles of Monnonismlike the Greek Furies ?—Because they are granule 1 upon no warranty of Scripture, but arc simply ’uiiian idecf [Eumopides.] Ts :t int a had time to talk of timing the dea l while so many honest people are unable to earn a 'living. The acme has been reached in the pathos of titles by a music publisher, who has produce I a touching piece of mewsick under the patheti name of “ Mother bring my little Totten.” ~We propose getting- out ns a companion ■ piece, •" Daddy, havr you drowned the puppies ?” • ’The friends-of a wit expresse 1 some 'surprise ‘ that, with and fondness for the bottle, he should have "thought it worth while to marry "A.wife. TOW peeSssatT,” ho .said ; " tliov began to say'bfwo'Ddrunk-too much'fora single man.” A countryman recently,caine- to town to purchase an afticlci of houßchol I necessity, and in passing a music shop observed, “ All sorts of wind instruments for salojicre!”' He forthwith stepped in and asked fora of bellows.” - A Missouri woman won ,a bouse and garden iii a raffle,' and tbon;B%, l had t td' buy a rifle to keep her out-the steps?- I An' i^rerfis|mmit‘ ; announces,, "For sale, an excellept.youSg'h6>3o—would suit any timid lady or gehtlt'fffan’ with a'dong silver tail.” /fWr? was a well known quack doctor with whom Garrick was at war. an d who brought out some indiftcifctit plays. Garrick wrote- this epi gyadroti hirn s— ■ • . "For physio and farres . ' - *■ Bro equal there scarec.is; Id is forces are physic, i physic a farce is.” m-nr- }}r Ky *. ■■ .• -V ' .%** ; -