How to Win a Woman. — Some one who pretends to know says:— * Don't talk about 'going to work' to win the affections of a woman ; ib can't be done in that way. Gfhe more you go to work the more ahe won't like you. Push her into a duok pood her out by the hair. If you are afraid JAjbtbiß, jump in yourself and let hor puli^p^out. Lend her money, borrow some from -fieri** Make her believe ehe has deeply wronged you, and then ftfvgive her. Deeply wrong her and don't ask to be forgiven. In short, contriv* either to lay her under a lasting obligation to you, or to lay yourself under a lasting obligation to her, It does not make the difference of a headless pin which so far as concerns tho result. An attorney observed to a brother in Court that he thought whiskers very unprofessional. . * You are right,' replied his friend j • a lawyer cannot be too barefaced.'
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Wellington Independent, Volume XXVI, Issue 3336, 3 November 1871, Page 2
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Wellington Independent, Volume XXVI, Issue 3336, 3 November 1871, Page 2
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