AN AFFEKSHUNATE FAIRWEL—AN OAD.

Westport Times, Volume III, Issue 572, 26 October 1869, Page 2

AN AFFEKSHUNATE FAIRWEL—AN OAD.

Now then, my wurthy Sloth, jest stirabout, Bekase, d'ye see, I'se goin' to turn you out. Yuve bin 2 Ions; inbabitin my show So out, my littel buty, you must go. I kant afford tu give yu milk and hunnv, Eos' peepil must hev sumthin for the munny & sleeping beests (exkews my bein -witty,) Wont do nowhere but in a sleepin sity. i gess and kalkilate my exibishun Was not enlivined much by yure addishun. So in yure kage i mnst hev sumthin warmer, A smart, tarnation, mity, live performer. As betsy * ses, and betsy is a brik, i ought'er givn yu long ago the kik ; But, blcssins on our deer konnubial unity, 1 wood, ef i had had the opportunity. i hope yer wont be goin inter fits & skratchin all the karawan to bits i du not kare, t altho yer feelins hurt is, Kum out yer must, as sure as yer names Kurtis. i mite az well hev stuk to my wax Aggers, Az show the likes of yu to west koast diggers, In Nelson yu mite suit, tho' du yure best, Yer karkas wont exibit in the west. Az animales aint skaree, Iv got a few 2 chuse from much superyur 2 yu May i bo licked to smash for tellin fibs, Ef i doant fiks on Akersten or Gibs. He send yu by the railway to the Grey Or in the floating Dok stow you away No more, my chiken,you will be a lord Az sure az my kognomen is A. ward. # apoztrofy. Thats mi wif, betsy is. fP.S. ekscetery, Exkews mi afekshunate langwidge. 23st Septober, 18&6ty9.