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Wairarapa Daily Times, Volume LVIII, Issue 8945, 20 December 1907, Page 6

THE PRIZE ADVERTISEMENT. . . «. Out biking I caught a bad cold: Of that lam perfectly sura. I was soon put all right — / was cured in one uight — By the great Universal Cold Cure! One Guinea has been posted to Miss N. C, street, Nelson. Each week a Guinea is awarded for the Best Original Conumdnim, Apt Essay, or Humorous Verse on the Merits of THE UNI VERBAL COLD CURE. Contributions must not exceed fifty words; must be accompanied by Coupon and be addressed : " Universal Cold Cure—The Latest and Best P 0. Box 716, Wellington." Stores and Chemists—ls 6d and 2s 6d.*

"I thought it better to get you something useful," said Mr Hawkius to his wife, "so I havo bought yon a couple of good brooms for your Christmas present. "Tliat was very thoughtful oi' you, my dear," replied Mrs Hawkins. "I share your ideas, and have bought a good, strong coalscuttle for you to carry up fuel from tiie cellar in." Pearson's Pbpto-chloe will certainly remove that frightful' pain in the chest. All chemists, Is, 2s 6d and 4s. a A little girl was once sent for a holiday in the country by train under the charge of the guard. It was essential to change trains, and she was put by the second guard in a carriage occupied solely by a young fellow and his sweetheart. The child looked expectantly round the carriage, at which the young man appeared angry, and sharply asked what she was looking for "For the birds," she answered. "What birds'-"" he asked. "Oh," said the child innocently, "my guard said to your guard, 'Put 'er in with the love-birds,' and I was looking for them." A negro gardener, a jolly fellow, was employed at a school. The boys used to have great fun with him. Sometimes, however, he would prove too much for them with his repartee. One day in spring Sambo had been burning'the college green in order to get rid of the old withered grass. A young fellow came along, and, thinking to have some fun, shouted, "Say, there, Sambo, you ought not to burn that stuff." "Why?" inquired Sambo. "Because," replied the other, "it'll make that grass as black as you are." "Well, massa," retorted Sambo, "dats all right. Yes, dats all right. Never fear, dat ere grass'll come up again and be as green as you are!" REPEAT ORDERS FOR " SUCROSINE." The fact that every farmer who once tries "Sucrosine" becomes a regular customer, shows that they appreciate its superior feeding qualities. The sale of " Sucroaine " has increased enormously during the past twelve months. Obtainable from W.F C.A.*