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Wairarapa Daily Times, Volume LVII, Issue 8778, 8 June 1907, Page 3

NO FALSE RETURNS. « HEUE ARE PLAIN FACTS EXj)OI:SED BY A MASTEFiTOX CITIZEN. Very few people will admit failure while there is a chance of argument. Many people claim success when no one rises to dispute. What we want to do is to place our claim where doubt is out of the question. We are doing this every day, and Masterton people are beginning to appreciate it. Many citizens step forward and testify publicly to the merit of " The Little Conqueror." They unhesitatingly tell how burdens have been removed from backs that bore them patiently for years. Surely more convincing proof cannot be had than testimony like the following from a Masterton citizen. Mr W. Nicie, )me of Masterton, says:—" I can speak most highly of Doan's Backache Kidney Pills. I have used them with-great success for kidney trouble of years%tanding. Having used / other remedies I am able to compare and I can recommend these pills before all others. In fact, it was the only remedy to give me relief and I noticed that it began to ease me of my pain shortly after I commenced taking it. I feel better in every way since taking this remedy." Take no substitute. It was Doan's Backache Kidney Pills which Mr Nicie used, therefore, be sure you get the same remedy. "^v Doan's Backache Kidney Pills are sold by all chemists and storekeepers at os per box (six boxes 16s 6d), or will be posted on receipt of price by Foster-Mc-Clellan Co., 76, Pitt-street, Sydney, N.S.W. Be sure they are DOANS. She: "John, the Joblots' new house is much larger than ours." He: '"Yes, my dear; so is their mortgage.'' Wanted Smokers to know that DERBY Tobacco is neither too strong or mild, but just a delightful smoke. Now don't forget it* The period of "a generation" lias been lengthened ; it used to be thirty years, and later increased to thirtyfour: now the average term of human life has increased to forty-two years. The longest .tramline in the world is in the Argentine Republic from Buenos Ayres to San Martin, a distance, of ' fifty-four miles. It is worked by horses, which are less expensive there than steam or electricity. L A certain Bishop was staying overnight in the country. He was awakened in the morning by hearing his "*i hostess sing a well-known hymn. At breakfast he said. how sweetly the hymn had sounded. "Oh," she replied, '' I'm afraid you must not credit me with a special love of that hymn, but it just suits to time the boiling of eggs. I sing five verses for soft-boiled eggs and seven for hard-boiled ones !" —Daily News. No matter from what form of rheumatism you suffer—chronic, muscular, inflamraa tory—or gout, sciatica, lumbago, Rhbumo will surely cure you. All stores at 2/6 & 4/6. * Mr W. L. tunes, of Chicago, is M± regretting that he challenged his Iβ . daughter lona, aged nineteen, to wrestle. The girl was home from college, and had boasted of her physical prowess, which she said was the result of playing basketball for the Rensselaer College team, the champions of Indiana. In three minutes the father was thrown. The /■- physicians found that one of his legs, the Mail says, was broken, and his kneecap split. He is in hospital.