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Waimate Daily Advertiser, Volume IV, Issue 130, 25 November 1905, Page 3 (Supplement)

A Distinction.'.—“Does my daughter’s singing disturb you, Mrs Knox?” “No, I never heard her sing; but I must admit that her morning practice docs become rather wearisome.” The Feminine Intelligence.—Foreman: “Why don’t you insist on being the head of the house?” “I am the head of the house,” answered Mr Meekton, resolutely. “But, as Henrietta says, a head is no good without brains.” SITUATION WANTED. “I want a job,” said the ragged tramp To the employment bureau clerk; “I want a job—a steady job, At any old thing—but work.”