SANDY'S CORNER The British Isles team has apparently found the going “pretty hot ’ ib the "Win'terless North." THE YOUNG GROW OLD A school girl, aged about seven, arriving home from school, was asked by her mother: “Why on earth did you wear that old belt to school, Judith?" Judith: Because I preferred it! BULLS AND HORSES Scene: Not, far from Buffs. Two farmers spent the morning searching for a horse that had got away. They arrived home tired! They made lengthy explanations ot how they had gone here, gone there, made Inquiries at 'this place, seen tracks at some other place. Mum: Did either of you look in the school paddock? The look both gave her suggested that they doubted her sanity. The horse was lost, completely lost. Hadn’t they scon its tracks miles away? Johnny (home from school, bursting in the door): We found Neddy, daddy He was in tho school paddock all the. time, and Sis is riding him home! Mum went on Ironing, Dad went out (silently) to look at the . . . well whatever there was to look at.
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Wanganui Chronicle, 20 July 1950, Page 4
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181Page 4 Advertisements Column 2 Wanganui Chronicle, 20 July 1950, Page 4
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