SANDY’S CORNER

Wanganui Chronicle, 31 October 1946, Page 4

SANDY’S CORNER

HAIRCT T MATINEES. All barbers are giving haircut matinees for men to.day. Those who patronise them will get their hair cut 3d cheaper than will be the case to-mor-row. KING FRANK. BEFORE THE BATTLE OF WAIMAKINO. Because of increasing nge. and because the Waimarino electorate is so scattered and parts of it comparatively inaccessible, the sitting member, Mr Frank Lnngstone, M.P.. says that it requires a younger man and that is why he is standing for Roskiil (Auckland), which is considered a much safer Labour seat. He is unable to drive a car and is too old to learn.— News item). Sir William Calcshy 'during the battle of Bosworth, 1485): Rescue, my Lord ot Norfolk, rescue, rescue. The king enacts more wonders than a man. Daring an opposite to every danger: His horse is slain, and all on fool he fights, Seeking for Richmond in the throat of death. Rescue, fair Lord, or else the day is Jost. (Alarums: Enter Richard III). King Richard: A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse! Catesby: Withdraw my Lord; I'll help you to a horse. But, alas, the Bard of Avon is dead. Only Iho "Bard ot 'Kune" remains, and 'Lis, God's life, another battle that is fought, the "Battle of Waimarino.” Sir Redmond Labour: Rescue my Lord of Roskiil, rescue, rescue! The king enacts more wonders than a Daring an Opposition to every danger: His age it mounts, and all on foot !/t fights, Meeting the Quota in the throat of death. Rescue, fair Lord, or else the king is lost. (Alarums: Enter King Frank). King Frank: A car, a car. My electorate for a car. Sir Redmond: Withdraw, my Lord. I'd help you to a car, but tyres are stil! on the restriction list. King Frank: Then I must on to Roskiil!