HUMOUR
Mother: "Tommy, keep away from the radio. The announcer has a cold." Teacher: "Bob Jones, how did you get. that black eye?” Bob: "Please, miss, I strained it doing my homework." Hiker: "Will this road take me t< London?” Farmer: "No, you’ll have to walk like everyone else." "Our dog disappeared about a week ago," Jimmy told his chum, "and w< feel sure he was stolen." “Why don’t you advertise?" askec Jack. "But he can't read," Jimmy replied Small Boy: "Mister, you sell motoi parts, don’t you?" Motor Dealer; “Yes, m.v boy." Small Boy: (displaying old inne 1 tube and a rear lamp) "Well, hoy much would the rest of the car cost?’
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Wanganui Chronicle, Volume 83, Issue 301, 21 December 1939, Page 11
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114HUMOUR Wanganui Chronicle, Volume 83, Issue 301, 21 December 1939, Page 11
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