LITTLE DAILY LIES
The barber:—l’ll be with you in minute, Sir. The salesman:—l can recommend this make of underwear, I wear it myself.. The dentist:—Yon won’t, feel a thing! The announcer:—You will now iheaf an entertaining musical programme .. The young man:—I have never loved anybody as I love you! The waiter:—You will have to wait five minutes, Sir. The steak has to be grilled. The mother in the street-car: —The child is not three years old. The counsel for the defence:—Would I be here, if I were not absolutely convinced of the innocence of this man? The weather prophet:—To-morrow mild and fair. The girl friend:—Darling, this hat is simply stunning on you! The publisher:—We very much regret that we are unable to accept your excellent novel, because.. The fishmonger:—Guaranteed, fresh, Ma’am! This morning’s catch! —“Dex Querschnitt,” Berlin.
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Wanganui Chronicle, Volume 79, Issue 249, 21 October 1936, Page 10
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137LITTLE DAILY LIES Wanganui Chronicle, Volume 79, Issue 249, 21 October 1936, Page 10
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