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Wanganui Chronicle, Volume 76, Issue 303, 23 December 1933, Page 2 (Supplement)

Good Future. Father: “Is your business cOurs® for girls considered a success?” Teacher: ‘‘Yes; our figures show that over 60 per cent, of our graduates marry their employers within a year. ’ ’ —Pathfinder. Why He Fainted. The little man who was the meek escort of the big woman in her ramble through tho stores in search of suitable Christmas presents had fainted. “Is ho subject to this sort of thing?” asked the shopwalker, as he applied a block of ice to tho man’s head and motioned the crowd to stand back. “Not exactly,” replied the woman, picking up the parcels her husband had dropped. ‘‘He’s a little nervy at times. I tried to buy it without let ting him see, but he heard me give the order. ’ ’ “Buy what?” asked the shopwalker, somewhat suspiciously. “A rolling pin,” was the answer.