Fast Thinking.
The pretty girl sat in the corner of the compartment next to her sweetheart, her little niece on hcr knee. The tram dashed into a tunnel, and suddenly the other passengers heard the little girl exclaim: “Kiss me, too, Auntie Violet! ” “Mavis,” said Aunt Violet, quickly, “you should say, ‘Kiss me, twice.’ ‘Kiss me, two* is not good grammar.” —Tit-Bits.
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Wanganui Chronicle, Volume 76, Issue 302, 22 December 1933, Page 10
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62Fast Thinking. Wanganui Chronicle, Volume 76, Issue 302, 22 December 1933, Page 10
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