Father: “If you practise well I’ll give you a shilling.” Child: “But the neighbours have given me two shillings not to practise.” Tish: “What made you give up cigarette-smoking for the pipe—doctor’s orders?” Tush: “No; none of iny friends smokes a pipe.” Boxing Instructor: “That was a half-hook.” Pupil (nursing jaw): “Well, you can keep the other half.”
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Wanganui Chronicle, Volume 75, Issue 119, 23 May 1932, Page 10
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