SEWTtfN'S NAUGHTY NEPHEW. the ecclesiastic, not the ravitation man, had a naughty nephew horn ho loved. Nephew's name, B. mith. Had some local reputation as a oct. Surviving specimen—r oung Orpheus tickled his harp so well, With a twinkum, twankum, twang, hat he gained his Euiydice out of hell, I With a twinkum, twankum, twang, it had she been honest as she was fair', is a thousand to one she had never been there, is much, to bo feared sho proved a scold, . id therefore the Devil had got her in hold, it lest she should poison all hell with her tongue, c straightway released her for an old song. Newton'a sympathies responded. He as a professed hater of matrimony-T----hick he evaded at some hazard of his >putation. When he married a couple, c invariably refused his fees. "Go our way, poor devils, go your way; I avo done you mischief enough alsady." You see, he feared women. The omen of his century could not get " SUEATUEA " TEA. io infallible sweetener of the tweneth.' la 6d, la 9d, 2s, 2s 4d. FANCY RIBBONS. These are the very newest ribbons procurable and are m Roman stripes, checks and floral effects. They may be made up into sashes for the waist, or be used for Trimming Knock-about flats. RICH FLORAL RIBBONS, 6m. wide, in white grounds with coloured designs, at Is a yard. 6-inch RIBBONS, in Roman , Stripes in all Colours, at^ls a yard. FLORAL RIBBONS, sin. wide, in White Grounds with Coloured Floral Effects, at 10£ d a yard. RIOH FLORAL RIBBONS, in Light and Dark Grounds, in a splendid range of Colours, at Is 3d a yaxd. FLORAL RIBBONS, 6in. to Bin. \rnde, in Light and. Dark Grounds, and very choice de--eigns, at Is 6d, Is 9d, Is lid, 2s 6d a yard. NET VEILS, 1£ yards long, with Chenille Spot Borders: white with Black Spots, and Nary and White, at Is a yard. NEW MESH NET VEILS, with deep Chenille Spot Borders, in Navy, Copenhagen Blue, Moss and Black, at 3s 3d each. FINE NET VEILS, U' yards long, extra wide, with heavy Chenille Borders, in Brown, Navy and Black, at 4s lid, 6s lid each. } NINON MOTOR VEILS, for r> wearing over motor caps; in White, Navy, Reseda, Moss, Sky Blue, and Black, at 4s lid each. MOTOR VEILS, 2^ yards long in all wanted colours, at 6s lid each. JMcaldie & Stains^ LIMITED, WELLINGTON. I Bad Complexion H Then cosmetics won't do much good. H | The trouble lies deeper—in the blood. H; Perfect beauty only comes hova perHi feet health. To obtain it, you. need a. Hi medicine that will quickly and gently H correct the trouble, and thousands of H women have proved that the safest H and most effective remedy is I' BOMINGTON'S PILLS If your retailer does not stock them send 12 H penny "stamps to G. Bonnington, ChristH church, and a box will be sent post free. I SEASONABLE BU.HIIICIES. I PRESERVED I FRUITS I FROM SUNNY NELSON. H In gallon and cans. I AT ALL GROCERS. H Try a tin to-day. You're sure to like them. ■ S. Klrkpatrick & Co., Ltd., ■ NEURON. B&TRY -pixCESLSIOR "DREAD 1 G. BALL. ■ BAKER, ■ BALL STIIEET.
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Wanganui Chronicle, Volume L, Issue 12145, 27 November 1908, Page 7
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