Diner (first time at an American resort hotel): “Are tips required here?'' | Negro waiter: “No. sab." Diner: “Oh. I I'm so glad.” Negro waiter: “Yes. sah; jail we asks am a small retainin' fee. jes' Ink lawyers docs!" J CLUB SECRETARY SAVED—“DI ask the Secretary to read tire minutes'' I-—but the Secretary was speechless, owing to irritating throat tickle. The Chairman presented a tin of Lixoids, and the meeting proceeded without interruption. Lixoids for sore throats. I loss of voice, huskiness, smokers' 1 throat. 9d at all chemists. Lixoids are invaluable to speakers and singers. 3
Permanent link to this item
https://paperspast.natlib.govt.nz/newspapers/WAITA19410607.2.12.3
Bibliographic details
Wairarapa Times-Age, 7 June 1941, Page 3
Word Count
96Page 3 Advertisements Column 3 Wairarapa Times-Age, 7 June 1941, Page 3
Using This Item
National Media Ltd is the copyright owner for the Wairarapa Times-Age. You can reproduce in-copyright material from this newspaper for non-commercial use under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International licence (CC BY-NC-SA 4.0). This newspaper is not available for commercial use without the consent of National Media Ltd. For advice on reproduction of out-of-copyright material from this newspaper, please refer to the Copyright guide.
Log in