Thb Milkman’s Best Cow.—A milkman was awoke by a wag in the night with the announcement that his best cow was chokiiiy He forthwith jumped up to save the life of hi! animal, when, lo! he found a turnip in the spout of his pump. An Undertaker advertise!-; that ho his selling off at cost price in consequence of the times—and he adds 11 He nopes this will lie some inducement for his customers to die. as they can have them cheaper now than tliov ever can again. Inserting Teeth.—A dentist in one of our large cities advertises that he inserts teeth cheaper than anybody else. lie might find a bulldog who would do it still cheaper! An Author.— Why is an author the most peculiar of animals ?—Because his tale comes out of his head. Still more singular sometimes his talc comes out of another man’s head.
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Wairarapa Standard, Volume I, Issue 38, 23 September 1867, Page 3
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