It was nearly time for the kick-off, and the motorist was anxious to see the match. Indeed, his hurry was so pronounced that a policeman pulled him up with a jerk. "Fine afternoon, constable, isn't it?" remarked the motorist. "Yes," was the curt reply, "probably about two guineas!'
"Dad," began the small son on returning from school, "teacher told us all about the Ice Age, Stone Age, and Iron Age this afternoon." "Did he?" grunted the father. "I could tell you a bit about some other age—marri-age, bond-age, and shortage—that's if your mother wasn't listening."
Mrs. Schmidt: But hasn't your husband any hobby? Mrs. Aronoff: Well, he's always trying to comb his hair over his bald spot.
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Waipa Post, Volume 48, Issue 3482, 21 June 1934, Page 3
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