Teacher: If I say, "I was married yesterday," what is that? Son of Lawyer: Past tense. Teacher: And if I say " I shall be married to-morrow," what is that? Son of Lawyer: Bigamy, miss.
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Waipa Post, Volume 48, Issue 3477, 9 June 1934, Page 10
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