THE WIDE WORLD SAYING?

Waipawa Mail, Volume XXXVII, Issue 8360, 23 July 1920, Page 3 (Supplement)

THE WIDE WORLD SAYING?

explained. „ n( , ar that old Bob, the ls d a nasty fall the other mj|ow did it 'appen?” r: -Why, he was ringin’ bells, and must have lie P*-* 1 -” )S G DISTANCE. i on es was sitting down f M morning when he L to see in the paper an of his own death. fr iend Howard Smith Halloa Smith!” he said, ceen the announcement ,in ibe P?P er J" . lied Smith. “Where are ig locTwokk. , a German-made watch, -fused to run, so Jack [[jeweller. He made a examination, and when » or ihc verdict his watch 1 him, with a piece cf “No hope,” was the -jici of the jeweller. « matter?” asked Jack, cockroach inside.” fiui plugged up the

the jeweller. “The d been keeping the he died at his post.” prodigal SON. away from home, but spent all his money he sJurn, and, arriving at jfelt nervous of the reould receive at home. Kector met him, and, nmled face, soon found the matter. After lector running away, he it the Prodigal Son, and py boy. go home; perher will kill the fatted • lad next day, the Rec- “ How did you get < r father kill the fatted 1 : ] arc mitch about fatted i ,nt he very near killed ’ \ I SO DEAF .” having lost his way, J yside inn to make in- c proprietor, a deaf man, 1 ie bar, the only other ' another old man, who 1 o tasked the proprietor ° ito Brandon, and the •Certainly, sir," an l a brandy. The motor- c hat he didn’t want a 0 shed to know how far a don? or replied: “Yes, sir, y brandy to be had in w

imotorist turned to man, saying: “Pertell me the road to [ld customer said: y, sir. I don’t min i i AND GO. I Gentleman (jnterrgeryj: "1 wu-wa-ive a tut-tut—” it: “Quite right!” shoves him into an and grabs forceps.) , I see! Out she tooth.) “Five shiin: “But cuc-cuc-con-dud-dud-1 dud-didn’t noth pulled! ” Fell, what did you •: “I am Mum-Mum-fuf-fuf iMot-rcturned from ■she has tut-told me yoar pur-proposal of iige. and I came up nt-ten minutes’ chat foil?): ‘Then I ties it? I love her, Hpect you to give er—" B; “Wu-wu-well, I 1 that. It was pupM Mut. I th-think so-su-support her in 1011 are n mm.nun.

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