COUGH OR COW ?
“ Good morning. Herr Professor. How is your health to-day r” ' . Herr Professor: •* I am vail, dank you, only I haf a very bad cow.” “ How does that affect your health ?** Herr Professor : Ah, it much racks my body.” “ What, is she so vicious ? Why will you persist in keeping such troublesome stock ?” Herr Professor: ‘‘Stock. Stock? I said nothing of stock. I said cow—cow—c-o-u-g-h —cow.**
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Waipawa Mail, Volume XVI, Issue 2715, 30 January 1892, Page 3 (Supplement)
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68COUGH OR COW ? Waipawa Mail, Volume XVI, Issue 2715, 30 January 1892, Page 3 (Supplement)
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