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Waikato Independent, Volume XXI, Issue 2443, 13 September 1921, Page 4

IN FOEO CONSCIENTIAE (BEFORE THE TRIBUNAL OF THE HON". MR. PARR'S CONVERSION BY CHAMPION. My Dear People,— It. is with pleasure I beg to draw your attention to Mr Parr's conversion, us a few months ago he was an unconscious follower of "Brown Bread," because sonic authorities proved that it fattened poultry, etc., but since he has ascertained that "Muscle Raiser Flour" produced brains and stamina for tho human race. He is still in a quandary as to what diet should be compulsory, and has put a veto on sugar and meat, also to abstain from drinking tea, as our "pure" watersupply "shows signs of disappearing, but, as usual, no substitute is mentioned to quench the thirst, and I beg to suggest Standard Gruel drinks. ■ He is arranging for a travelling dentistry on Gipsy lines to sharpen up the youngsters' grinders for something hard and tough. Has the Hon. Parr a remedy for baldness, as this, like faulty stomachs and teeth, is hereditary? Without prejudice; y.AUCKLAND. YOUE ENEMY YOTJK ENEMY Don't allow inertia to rob you of the prime of your life—to steal from you your best years one by one, and fool you into failure by promises of great things in the future. You cannot hope to reap if you fail to sow. If you fail to act the future cannot contain anything for you but regret and disappointment. The law of achievement is the same to-day as centuries ago. Those who act —who educate themselves in the right direction—gain success. Use your brains and ability. Give yourself a chance to 'make good' and act NOW. Send for particulars of our Home Study Course in PRACTICAL BOOKKEEPING, or in ADVERTISEMENT WRITING, or in ACCOUNTANCY, or in COMPLETE BUSINESS TRAINING. Which interests you? HEMMINGWAY & ROBEBTSON'S CORRESPONDENCE SCHOOLS LTD. P.O. Box 516, Auckland. •jyTADAME pLORRY JJOSCOE "The Eminent English Soprano•'•' TEACHER OF SINGING AND VOICE PRODUCTION Oddfellows' Hall, Cambridge . EVERY TUESDAY, from 11.30 a.m. Private Address: "MORLEIGH," HAMILTON EAST MISS T. WILKINSON, L.L.C.M. Teacher of Pianoforte, Theory and Harmony. DICK STREET, CAMBRIDGE. (Close to School). Pupils prapared for higher and local examinations. Highest testimonials. Terms on application. MR F. W. HARDINGHAM PROFESSIONAL PIANOFORTE TUNER AND REPAIRER (Member of Auckland Provincial Pianoforte Tuners' Association) OVER 25 YEARS' LONDON AND COLONIAL EXPERIENCE Residence: River Road, Hamilton. Phone 1474. Mr Hardingham visits Cambridg periodically. Leave orders at leading Stationers. LADIES' TOILET SPECIALIST LADIES' TOILET SPECIALIST MISS PARKER wishes to notify the public of Cambridge and district that sho has taken over the business lately carried on by Misses Neilson, in Victoria Street, and is prepared to undertake Ladies' and Children's Hairdress-ing—Buster-cutting, Trimming, Singeing, etc. Toilet. Requisites, Perfumery, etc., stocked. Orders taken for Pancy Work. Appoint ments may be made to suit customers.