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Waikato Independent, Volume XVIII, Issue 1739, 13 April 1916, Page 5

The Pith Waikato Regimental Band played several selections iu the Cambridge Domain last evening, and the largo attendance of the public appreciated their efforts. There are still a splendid lot of Begonias for sale or inspection at Mr C. C. Buckland’s, Monavale. The proceeds are in aid‘of the Cambridge Women’s Patriotic Fund. “That regiment must have beautiful complexions, ’ ’ said Mrs Blinks. ‘ * What regiment, my dear?” exclaimed Blinks in astonishment. “I mean the Coldcream Guards I’ve heard so much about. ’ ’ Magistrate (to prisoner): “Have you any visible means of support?” Prisoner: “Yes, sir, your honour. (To his wife, a laundress): Bridget, stand up so that the Court kin see yez.” , Teacher: “How is it that you (are late this morning; Johnnie?” Johnnie; “Please, mum, a burglar has been caught in the East End, and mother sent me to the police-station to see if it was my father.” Pedlar; “Wouldn’t you like some mottoes for your house, pium? It’s very cheering to a husband to see a nice motto on the wall when he comes home.” Mrs De Jagg: “You might sell me one if you’ve got one that, says, ‘Better Late than Never.’ ” Woods’ Great Peppermint Cure, , For Coughs and Colds, never fails