PITY MA ASKED!
“How cold your nose is!” These words came from the daughter of the house, who was sitting in the parlour with her beau. “Is Towser in the parlour . again?” demanded her mother, from the next room. There was a long pause. “No, mother, Towser isn’t in the parlour.” . And then silence resumed its reign.
“Were yon frightened, my darling?” j asked a. doting mother of her little one, s who had been lost, and was found after ! several hours of diligent search. “Why, •; no. mamma,” readied the child wonder- ; {ugly— “ J -vvnen’t lost; it was my home ] that was lost.” j Fortune Teller : I c-an rend that there j is to be a wreck in your home, and it I will he caused by a. blonde woman.” j Patron : “Oh. maid let the dumb-waiter i fall ansi broke all the dishes.’ ’■
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Wairoa Bell, Volume XXXI, Issue 215, 11 January 1918, Page 1 (Supplement)
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