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Tuapeka Times, Volume XI, Issue 754, 9 March 1878, Page 4

Prof. Ghiscott's Advertisement. RESUSCITATION OF THE < T ONG MOULDERING DISEASE AND ' -^ DEATH DESTROYER. [ Those who are troubled with Asthma, consult Professor Gtrscori. Those that are troubled with Dropsy consult Professor Guscott. Those troubled with Indigestion consult Professor Gusoott. i Those troubled with Gout or Liver Com- J plaint consult Professor Guscott. | Thoße troubled with Gravel consult Pro- j fessor Gubcott. Those troubled with Blind or Bleeding Piles confiult tho Professor. Those troubled with Neuralgia consult the Professor. j Those troubled with Toothache consult the Professor. Those troubled with Sciatica consult Proessor Guscott. Those troubled with Lumbago or Rheumatism consult the Professor. ' Swollen Joints, Contracted Cords or Muscles, Lamo or Weak Back, consult the Professor. Chronic Cases, Asthma and such like, pranounced incurable by so-called medical men, those are the cases the Professor wishes to treat on, and No Cure no Pay. Nervous Debility or Indiscretion of Early Youth consult the Professor. Ladies troubled with Burl Legs, Bad Breasts and all other Complaints consult the Pro- | fessor. , As his treatment is solely American Herbs, i which can be inspected on the Premises. Sold Wholesale-and Retail, Those troubled^ with Corns, Warts, or Bunions, the Professor has had long and practical experience to extract these things j without pain or inconvenience. Those troubled with Deafness coneult the Professor. Those troubled with Weak or Sore Eyes, as the ProfessoE has the remedy at hand. Those troubled with Nervous Debility or Indiscretion of Early Youth, apply to Professor Guscott. That Great Supreme Being the Architect of the Universe, has sent us an Herb and Bark, and Flowers and Gums, to cure all the ills that flesh is heir to, wh«ch are trampled on hourly and minutely by those who aro not acquainted with their Medicinal Properties. The Professor keeps on hand tho largest stock of any man 1 in the Colonies. Inspect them and judge for yourself, and be convinced. Tape-worms and Thread-irorms extracted by the Professor, and NO CURE NO PiY! Consultation Free. NOTE THE ADDRESS. mH E KING OF PAIN. Professor Guscott's King of Pain. For luternal oud External Aches and Pains, is warranted to cure headache, toolhache, colic, cramps, neuralgia, spinal affections, sore and weak eyes, rheumatism, coughs and colds, sprains, fever and ague, deafness, piles, catarrh, in the'Tiead, pains in the breast and side, stiff neck, swollen joints, contracted cords, and muscles, lamo and weak back, &c, and for speedy and permanent cures of the most hopeless cases of dyspopsia, jaundice, chills and fever, disordered digestion, general debility, and many other diseases caused by vitiated bile being taken up in tho circulation and distributed with blood through various ports of the body, for tho want of a proper emedy to regulate the liver. Corn Exterminator, la 6d j Tooth Powder, Is 6d per box ; Worm Exterminator — may be given to children of tender years with perfect safety, and no mother should be without it. IMPORTANT DISCOVERY. GREAT VICTORY. Professor Guscott, herbalist, chiropodist:, and curer of diseases in general, begs to inform the residents of Dunedin that he possesses tho secret of a great discovery, which has enabled him to obtain signal victories over the greatest enemies of man. Philosophers are agreed that nature is pregnant wifth secrets, which if known would cure life of all its ills. Disease is a prolific parent of ills— a "mom ter" which has more than matched the learning aud skill of centuries. Doctors have claimed the exclusive right to deal with diseases, and they have so conspicuously failed as to become proverbial. Napoleon Bonaparte summed up the results of their skill as inimical to mankind, and, as a rule, carefully avoided both doctors and drugs. The imperious Corsican, however, could only speak from the past, and from what he observed. He had no idea that in the fullness of time there would arise one Peofessor Guscott, whose skill, omnipotent ia curing d : sease would be tho wonder of his age. The Professor, aftei years of research in which Nature's repositary was ransacked, at length discovered the King of Pain, and the secret of destroying those monsters which make wretched so many of his race. Armed with the darts of science, dipped in Herbal Juices, the Pro r essor, like the chivalrous knight of feudal times, enters the arena where the monsters of disease love to revel — and now behold him ! See the serenity with which confidence invests him ! There, feasting on its victims — whose sufferings are hellish — is Dyspepsia, and its loathsome brood, whose name is legion. There is Fever breathing its fiery blast through the veins of the helpless babe. There Consumption, like the fabled vulture of the ancients, is eating out the vital organs of its victim, while, with deceitful confusion, are Disease Fiends of every shape, making the scene hideous with their infernal work. Now the Professor advances, and now his enemies recoil, as one by one they receive a thrust, until the last dies-~the oppressive stillness of the scene proclaiming the omnipotence of Professor Gub.oott. The. fame of the Professor is abroad throughout the land, and from "early morn" to "dewy eve" he is besieged with entreaties for his sovereign help. Nor are any sent away dissatisfied, as the Professor is enabled by his secret to replenish his energies, and thus, like Hercules, he performs with ease what is impossible to others. For the benefit of suffering humanity, Professor Guscott is now located in Dunedin, his Laboratory being in George street, where be can be seen at all hours, and he is ever ready and willing to save. Don't forget Professor Guscott! as his darts are newly | sharpened, and his Herbal Juices stronger than ever ! Come parents, and save your children ! Husbands save your wives, and women your husbands! Come one, come all, be healed, be happy, and enjoy life. All this can be done for you by the Professor, as ho is doing it every day, and his table groans under the weight of testimonials from old and young, rich ana poor. j Address — PROFESSOR GUSCOTT (late of Brisbane) GsOBOE STBEET, Next Henderson and Fergus's Marble Works. N.B. — Numbers of Testimonials from seve' ral of the leading citizens of Brisbane, Rockhampton, and other towns injQueensland, can be inspected a,t the Professor's establishment