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Tuapeka Times, Volume XI, Issue 751, 27 February 1878, Page 4

Prof. Guscott's Advertisement. RESUSCITATION OF THE T OKG MOULDERING DISE \sE AND ■^ DEATH DESTROYER. Those who avo troubled with Asthma, consult Professor G ttscoxt. Those that are troubled with Dropsy consult Professor Gcscott. Those troubled wjth Indigestion consult Professor Guscott. Those troubled with Gout or Liver Complaint consult Professor Gtjscott. Those troubled with Gravel consult Professor Guscott. Thoso troubled with Blind or Bleeding Piles consult the Professor. Those troubled with Neuralgia consult the Professor. Those troubled with Tootbacho consult the I Professor. Those troubled with Sciatica consult Proessor Guscott. Tho3e troubled with Lumbago or Rheumatism consult the Professor. Swollen Joints, Contracted Cords or Muscles, Lame or Weak Back, consult the Professor. Chronic Cases, Asthma and such like, pronounced iivurab'le by so-called medical men, thoso are the cases the Professor wishes to treat on, and No Cure no Pay. Nervous Debility or Indiscretion of Early Youth consult the Professor. Ladies troubled t with B^r 1 Legs, Bad Brensta and all other Complaints consult the Profflssor. As his treatment is solely American Herbs, which can be inspected on the Premises. Sold Wholesale and Retail, Those troubled with Corns, Warts, or Bunions, the Professor has had long and practical experience to extract these things without pain or inconvenience. Those troubled with Deafness consult the Professor. Those troubled with Weak or Sore Eyes, as the Professor has the remedy at hand. Those troubled with Nervous Debility or Indiscretion of Early Youth, apply to Professor Gtjscott. That Great Supreme Being the Architect of the Universe, has sent us an Uerb and Bark, and Flowers and Gums, to cure all the ills that flesh ia heir to, wh'ch are trampled on hourly and minutely by those who are not acquainted with their Medicinal Properties. The Professor keeps on hand the largest stock of any man in the Colonies. Inspect them and judge for yourself, and be convinced. Tapeworms and Thread-worms extracted by the Professor, and NO CURE NO PAY! CONSCLTATION FREE. NOTE THE ADDRESS. rpHE KING OF PAIN. Professor Guscott's King or Pain. For Internal ond External Aohes ard Pains, is warranted to' cure headache, toothache, colic, cramps, nouralgia, spinal affections, sore and weak eyes, rheumatism, coughs and colds, sprains, fever and ague, deafness, piles, catarrh, in the head, pains in the breast and side, stiff neck, swollen joints, contracted cords, and muscle?, lame and weak back, &c, and for speedy and permanent cures of the most hopeless cases of dyspepsia, jaundice, chills and fever, disordered digestion, general debility, and many other diseases caused by vitiated bile being taken up in the circulation and distributed with blood through various parts of the body, for the want of a proper emedy to rognlate the liver. Corn Exterminator, Is 6d ; Tooth Powder, Is 6d per box ; Worm Exterminator — may be given to children of tender years with perfect safety, and no mother should be without it. IMPORTANT DISCOVERY. GREAT VICTORY. Professor Guscott, herbalist, chiropodist, and curer of diseases in general, begs to inform the residentsof Dunedin that he possesses | the seorct of a great discovery, which has enabled him to obtain signal victories over the greatest enemies of man. Philosophers are agreed that nature is pregnant wiUi secrets, which if known would cure life of all its ills. Disease is a prolific parent of ills— a "mom ter" which has more than matched the learning aad skill of centuries. Doctors have claimed the exclusive right to deal with diseases, and they have so conspicuously failed as to become proverbial. Napoleon Bonaparte summed up the results of their skill as inimical to mankind, and, as a rule, carefully avoided both doctors and drugs. The imperious Corsican, however, could only speak from the past, and from what he observed. He had no idea that in the fullness of time there would arise one Professor Guscott, whose skill, omnipotent ia caring disease would be the wonder of Lis age. The Professor, aftei years of research in which Nature's vepositary was ransacked, at length discovered the. King of Pain, and the secret of destroying those monsters which make wretched so many of his race. Armed with the darts of science, dipped in Herbal Juices, the Pro r essor, like the chivalrous knight of feudal times, enters the arena wheve the monsters of disease love to revel — and now behold him ! See the serenity with which confidence invests him ! There, feasting on its victims — whose sufferings arc hellish — 'is Dyspepsia, and its loathsome broodi whose name is legion. There is Fever breathing ' its fiery blast through the veins of the helpless babe. There Consumption, like the fabled vulture of the ancients, ia eating out the vital organs of its victim, while, with deceitful confusion, are Disease Fiends of every shape, making the scene hideous with their infernal work. Now the Professor advances, and now his enemies recoil, as one by one they receive a thrust, until the last dies — the oppressive stillness of the scene proclaiming the omnipotence of •Professor GusoofT. The fame of the Professor is abroad throughout the land, and from " early morn "to " dewy ove " he ia besieged with entreaties for his sovereign help. Nor are any sent away dissatisfied, as the Professor is enabled by his secret to replenish his energies, and thus, like Hercules, he performs with ease what is impossible to others. For the benefit of suffering humanity, Professor Guscott is now located in Dunedin, | his Laboratory being in George street, where he can be seen at all hours, and ho is ever ready aud willing to save. Don't forget Professor Guscott ! as his d*.rts are newly sharpened, and his Herbal Juices stronger than ever ! Come parents, and save your children ! Husbands save your wives, and women your husbands! Come one, come all, be healed, be happy, and enjoy life. All this oan be done for you by the Professor, as he is doing it every day, and his table groans under the weight of testimonials from old and young, ricli and poor. Address— PROFESSOR GUSCOTT (late of Brisbane) George street, Next Henderson and Fergus's Marble Works. N.B. — Numbers of Testimonials from several of the leading citizens of Brisbane, Rockhampton, and other towns in, Queensland, can be inspected at the Profeeror'e establishment