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Tuapeka Times, Volume XI, Issue 750, 23 February 1878, Page 4

Prof. Gusoott's Advertisement. - RESUSCITATION OF THE T ONG MOULDERING DISK \**E \Is T D *-* i)K vlll DESTiiOYKR. Those who are troubled with Asthma, consult Professor GtrscorT. Those that aro troubled with Dropsy consult Professor GtjScott. Those troubled with Indigestion consult Professor Gitscott. Those troubled with Gout or Liver Complaint consult Professor Guscott. Those , troubled with Gravel consult Professor Guscott. Those troubled with Blind or Bleeding Piles consult the Professor. Those troubled with Neuralgia consult the Professor. , Tbo9o troubled with Toothache consult the Professor. Those troubled with Sciatica consult Proessor Guscott. Those troubled with Lumbago* or Rheumatism consult the Professor. Swollen Joints, Contracted Cords or Muscles, Lame or Weak Back, consult the Professor. Chronic Cases, Aslhma and such like, prjnounced hvurable by so-colled medical men, those ai-e the cases the Professor wishes to treat on, and No Cure no Pay. Nervous Debility or Indiscretion of Early Youth consult the Professor. Ladies troubled with Bn-d Legs, Bad Brensts and all other Complaints consult the Professor. As his treatment is solely Amerioan Herbs, which can be inspected , on ' the Premises. 1 Sold Wholesale and Retail, Those troubled with Corns, W ar tSi or Bunions, the Professor has. had long and practical experience to extract these things without pain or inconvenience. Those troubled with Deafness consult the 'Professor. ; • Those troubled with Weak or Sore Eyes, as the Professor has the remedy at hand. Those troubled with Nervous Debility or Indiscretion of Early Youth, apply to Professor GTJSOOTT. That Great Supreme Being the Architect of the Universe, has sent us an Herb and Bark, and Flowers and Gums, to cure all the ills that flesh is heir to, which are trampled on hourly and minutely by those who are not acquainted with their Medicinal Properties. The Professor keeps on hand the largest stock of any man in the Colonies. Inspect them and judge for yourself, and be convinced. ■ Tape-worms and Thread-worms extracted by the Professor, and NO CURE NO PAY! Consultation Feee. NOTE THE ADDRESS. rnHE KING OF PAIN. Peofessob Guscott's King of Pain. For Internal cud External Aches and Pains, is warranted to cure headache, toothache, colic, cramps, neuralgia, spinal affections, sore and weak eyes, rheumatism, coughs and colds, sprains, fever and ague, deafness, piles, catarrh, in the head, pains in the breast and side, stiff neck, swollen joints, contracted cords, and muscles, lame and weak back, &c, and for speedy and permanent cures of the most hopeless cases' of dyspepsia, jaundice, chills and fever, disordered digestion, general debility, and many other diseases caused by vitiated bile being taken up in the circulation and distributed with blood through various parts of the body, for the want of a proper emedy to regulate the liver. Corn Exterminator, Is 6d j Tooth Powder, Is 6d per box ; Worm Exterminator — may be given to children of tender years with perfect safety, and no mother should be without it. IMPORTANT DISCOVERY. GREAT VICTORY. Professor Guscott, herbalist, chiropodist, and curer of diseases in general, b6gs to inform the residentsof Dunedin that he possesses the secret of a great discovery, which has enabled him to obtain signal victories over the greatest enemies of man. Philosophers are agreed that nature is pregnant with secrets, which if known would cure life of all its ills. Diseaseis a prolific parent of ills— a "mom ter" which has more than matched the learning and skill' of centuries. Doctors have claimed the exclusive right to deal with diseases, and they have so conspicuously failed as to become proverbial. Napoleon Bonaparte summed up the results of their skill as inimical to mankind, and, as a rule, carefully avoided both doctors and drugs. The imperious Corsiean, however, could only speak from the past, and from what he observed. He had no idea that in the fullness of time there would, arise one Peofessor Guscott, whose skill, omnipotent ia curing disease would be the wonder of his age. The Professor, afte'i pears of research in' which Nature's repositary was ransacked, at- length discovered the King of Pain, and the' secret of destroying those monsters which' make wretched so many of his race. Armed with the dart's of science, dipped in Herbal Juices,> the Professor, like the chivalrous 1 knight of feudal times, enters the arena where the monstera-off disease -lore *to" revel — and now behold him ! See tie serenity with which confidence invests him ! There, feasting on its victims — whose sufferings ar.e hellish— is' Dyspepsia, and its loathsome brood, whose name is legion. Ther^ is Fever breathing its fiery blast through the veins' 'of the' helpless babe. There Consumption, like the fabled vulture of the ancients,' is eating out the vital organs of its victim, while, with deceitful confusion, are Disease' Fiends of ' every shape, making the scene hideous with their infernal work. Now the Professor advances, and now his enemies recoil, as one by one they receive a thrust, until .the last dies — the oppressive stillness of the scene proclaiming the omnipotence of Professor Guscott. The fame of, the Professor is abroad throughout ihe land, and from "early morn" to "dewj eve" he is besieged with entreaties for his sovereign help. Nor are any sent ,away dissatisfiedi as the Pr'ofesspr, is enabled by his 'secret to replenish his energies', and thus, like Hercules, he performs with ease what is impossible to others. For Ith'e benefit of suffering humanity, Professor' Guscott is- nojv located in Duneclin, his'Laboratdry being' in George street,', where he can be seen at all hours, and he is ever ready and willing to save. Don't- forget' Professor Guscott! as 'his dirts are newly sharpened, and. his .Herbal Juices stronger than ; ever.! Come parents, and save'your chil- ' dren ! Husbands save your wives, and women your husbands! Come one, come all, ~be healed, be happy, and enjoy life. All this can be' done for you by the Professor, as he is doing it every day, and his table groans under' the weight of testimonials from old and young, rich arid poor. 'l' ' ' Address— PROFESSOR GUSCOTT (late of Brisbane) Geobge stbeet, Next Henderson and Fergus's Marble Works. N.B.— Numbers of Testimonials from seve"ral_of the leading citjzens of Brisbane* Rockhampton, and other towns can be inspected at the Profeeeor'fl establishment