BY THE WAY.

Star (Christchurch), Volume XLIV, Issue 458, 20 May 1932, Page 5

BY THE WAY.

Some Collections and Reflections. (By ONE OF THE BOYS). Soy (entering police station) 'here is the cashier, please? ” In ctor: “ We haven't one at a policj tion.” Boy: “ Who counts th< )pers, then? ” What do people have candles or ir birthday cake for, dad? ” “ Tc ke light of their age.” You were ; o spring chicken wher narried you! ” “No; I was z Ie: “If you keep looking at me 5 that I’m going to kiss you.’ “Well, I cant hold this expres n much longer.” >Now, Mr Blank,” said a temper :e advocate to a candidate foi inicipal honours, “ I want to ask you luestion. Do* you ever take alco ic drinks? ” “Before I answer the istion,” responded the wary candi e, “ I want to know whether it i: t as an inquiry or as an invita "What an appropriate gift for £ iphone operator?” “Why no' e her some ear-rings ” n connection with the tramway ’hap in Worcester Street, it ap irs that there are certain points ich should not be overlooked. Blimey, Bill, this ’ere wireless is ; the rows me and the missus ’as.’ )w’s that, Joe?” “Words over hin\ Bill imaru Borough Council is indigit at losing its clock. Who will >ply the minutes for the meetings?