BY THE WAY.
SOME COLLECTIONS AND REFLECTIONS. (By One of the Boys). Mr F. W. Freeman, speaking at the conference of local bodies and the Main Highways Board yesterday: —“Of the eternal inevitable wrangle of North v. South, we hope this report will be the grand culminating climax. Teacher of Hygiene: " Why must we always be careful to keep our homes clean and neat?" Little Girl: “ Because company may walk in at any moment." Two men entered a country inn for refreshment. The, drinks were about to be paid for by one when the other exclaimed: “Look here! I've been staying at your house for three weeks. You've looked after me very well. You've taken me to theatres, and always paid. Fair's fair. You mustn't pay for this drink. We’ll toss for it.”
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Star (Christchurch), Issue 18453, 2 May 1928, Page 4
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133BY THE WAY. Star (Christchurch), Issue 18453, 2 May 1928, Page 4
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