Music Teacher: “Your daughter is improving, but when she g<ats to the soales I have to watch her pretty closely.’ * Mother: “That’s just like her father. He made bis money in the grocery business'.” The most common, of ills is probably the ordinary cold, and the most successful of cures for this common ill is “ NAZCXL.” I® bottle of sixty doses for Is <WL 4 Husband : ** Did you ever notice, my dear, that a loud talker is generally an ignorant person?” Wife: ‘ ‘ Well you noedn’t ehout so, I’m not deaf.” Teacher (to farmer's eon); “Now, sonny, what does the word harness mean?'* Tommy: “Dunno, Miss.” Teacher : “ Well, what does you father put on the horses P” Tommy, (oalmly): *' Tvro-and-six each way.” Nells “He actually told me X was dull.” Dora: “ I suppose you've coninced him of the contrary?” Nell:
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Star (Christchurch), Issue 16846, 23 September 1922, Page 4
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139Page 4 Advertisements Column 1 Star (Christchurch), Issue 16846, 23 September 1922, Page 4
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