OMELET’S SOLILOQUY
To drink Or not to drink— Is a serious question. Whether 'tis wiser to abstain These arid days of prohibition— Or sip a bit occasionally— And pay tho scandalous price. To feast Or not to feast— Is a puzzling question. Whether 'tis better after a-J! To fast with clear complexion--Or gorge—grow florid-faced— And watch pale beauty fade. To Jove Or not to love— That unanswerable question! Whether 'tis wisdom to dare And risk sweet (?) matrimony— Or stalk in hum-drum f-alety To the end of Time. To answer Or not to answer— Is my last question, Whether 'tis better to attempt— And thus expose my ’enorauee— Or let the matter drop—fnd dismiss—-£2£t!
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Star (Christchurch), Issue 16450, 11 June 1921, Page 3
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113OMELET’S SOLILOQUY Star (Christchurch), Issue 16450, 11 June 1921, Page 3
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