A certain careless student in a small college suffered from obesity, and it appears that even college professors d'o not love a fat man. One day after a particularly unsuccessful recitation in mathematics, the instructor said scornfully: "Well, Mr Blank, you are better fed than taught. " iiiat s right, Professor;' 1 said the youth, subsiding heavily into his chair, "you teacli me—l feed myself."
Q f Wfc f~) J Vi' W>* /¥\ W*iri\ i * ■s. wmA L* **> %■' mlims\ w&k&s* \\\ i mof ie ■TA W,m% 0f W< m nMvi^nw'iTiflilfU'' 51 iM'.i- J- SU&ftEWj t£UN W/Jrj "*/ /.*>r • lit «* rv;. '> */ h /■'s r .n\~S ky 'fi\l WE •m isfi 'i , '.' >f it t/ X p I illis a 5;: fc i) *BfiSs s*l » w 5-^ %W & , N WE-* 5^55 ft ..<■>%- >(§pMi w\.* * 3/ LL Vf,! '.) f/> * ■- p j Mmsy knows _ and admires what New Zealand is dcisg in the War, and patriotic New Zealand will appreciate what '•Mitf Michelin has done and is doing. m < */ u '" X-:ft •Km ?, ',**'% J ' v. "/7 i 5* - f*/ Military hieh he approximate cost "of £IOO,OOO. MICHELIN also proposed the establishment of th« "Hying Service Fund " for the benefit of 3ntish Aviators and their dependants, giving £I,OOO to start the funa—also fif.ve £BOO to the Prince of Wales' Fund—and has given to date £120,000 to tho dependants of his employees who are for tiie Allies. MIC.HELIN is manufacturing shells, sr.d bombs for aeroplanes, etc., and also helping by His large supplies of tyres to the British. Frcnclj, Belgian and Italian Armies < 'il •v 'h "V MICHEUN has established and maintains a hospital of 320 beds for the wounded, costing to date £3o.ooo—has paid shareholders is War Lean —ana has made advances to h'3 staS who have, to sth December, subscribed £2O-,0i2 in "War Loan ana £5.520 to Fund for parcels for the Troops. Mauy other things cou.d be added to this list. ' Yes, we arc ail doing our utmost in the common cause. - The Allies are united'in Arms, lei us be united in Butir.rss. We, therefore, ask for vour niipnoi'J, and, apart from other reason#, the quality of MICHEUN TYRES assures it. R «*r**jnE*f itm ®r 6T (,! ,-V-—kiaiil/- JDiL/O // Therefore the Most EccaomicaL $4 Y^=\ f'' ' ■ i %>* \ > \\ \X \ / v t \w I ■jy i Iwl ;V;lv m Mifci wj A'V »; ui v? £V'j^VV/fpi, iK mmk MiCiiELIH i ifMES can be obtained at all tlic leading garages.
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Star (Christchurch), Issue 11763, 29 July 1916, Page 2
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397Page 2 Advertisements Column 4 Star (Christchurch), Issue 11763, 29 July 1916, Page 2
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