A youHg wife recently went into a grocer's .'.hop and addressed the grocer thus: "J bought three or four trams here a month or so ago, and they were fine. Hare you any more of them?" " Yes. ma'am." replied the grocer. " There aro i-en of those hams hanging up there now." "Well, if you're sure they're off the same pig I'll take three of them," replied the young wii'e, meekly.
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Star (Christchurch), Issue 10768, 14 May 1913, Page 8
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70Page 8 Advertisements Column 3 Star (Christchurch), Issue 10768, 14 May 1913, Page 8
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