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Star (Christchurch), Issue 10297, 31 October 1911, Page 2

'LYTTELTON TIMES" Co CILOUCESTER STREET SND CA.THEV DEAL SQUARE, Cnriatchurch. TELEPHONE& NO. 168— T'be Manager Advertising Accounts Gorcraeroifjl Publishing and Bqsinosa Matter "Lyttelton Tim«s" Tho " SJnr " " Canterbury Time!." NO. 757-r-Edit-or " Lyttelton Tiroes " Sub-Editor "Lyttelton Times" Reporters "Lyttelton Tinea." NO. 8186— Editor "Star" Reporters " Star." NO. 31?.fl Editor "Canterbury Times" Gporting and Dramatic, "Canterbury Times " Ajrrkmlttiral Editor, " Canterbury Time*" Rouortnrs " Ca'jtefbuiy Tiraas." no. iaao— , Job Prwiing Bookbinding Ltthagiaobirig, LATEST NEW BRIGHTON "ÜBDITISION, •14 FEET FRONTAGES. GEORGE STREET RICHMOND TERRACE. Plan at Office of, and a]l particulars from the Sole Agent: C. J. MARSHALL, 55, CATHEDRAL SQUARE. . BENZOIN BALSAM. TVTOW is the time to Purchase a Bottle of r*l Spencer Vincent's BENZOIN BALSAM for Caughß and Cold?. It is a Bure cure. PuV up in three siies, Is 6d, 2s and 2s 6d. LPENCER VINCENT, THE CHEMIST, A. J. White's Building,, High Street, Chrißtohurch. OOD Accommodation, aleo Piah Suppers and Quick. Luncheons at all hours. Glasgow Coffee Palace, near Railway. X 246 ]VyTA 4 DAME LEE, English Gipsy, Psycho- '"'. ruetrisrt and Clairvoyant. Fees 2s 6d to ■lB, Kilmore Street. 9SSBX QAAA TYRES, Tubes, Hose, Sprays, 3000 ■4UvJI/ pairs Dunlop Rubber Heels 4d , air. Ideal, 287, Colombo Street. 9820 F~EETCHEiTISOS. havo just bought under exceptional oircumstanccs, a large lot of Six-piece Toilet Seta find 2S and 64-pieca Dinner Sets, in ell fashionable colours and shapes. If you see them you will buy. If you cannot come, send your order by post; you will be more than satisfied. We pack all order 3 well. Note the address: Fletcher Bros., Crockery Importers, 128, High Street. TARD as a Rook, Brilliant, Sparkling _JL Polish, ensy as falling off a log. That's "LINOARNISEL" the Linoleum Polish you put on without any effort. You sea there iB no rubbing, it's applied with a brush. All grooers. Is Cd. 8 LANO for Sale, now7~i4o, best English maker, brilliant rich tone, full iron frame, latest check action, in very handsome case, etc.; a genuine bargain. Immediate, 233, HTbrcestar Street, City. X 123 717 E Satisfy the Most Exacting in Steel J V and Rubber Stamp 3, Stencil Plates, Brass Name Plate 3, and Lettor Cutting. Moller and Young. Engravers, 130 a, Worcester Street, opposite Dunlop Rubber Co. 8864-1 CARPENTERS and Tradesmen, avoid further trouble. Mark your Tools with a Steel Name Stamp. Moller and Young, Steel and Brass Engravers, 136 a. Worcester Street, opposite Dunlop Rubber Co. 8354-2 MOLLER'AND" YOUNG, Expert* in Rubbar and Steel Stamps, Stonoil Plates, Seals, Copper Plates and Letter Cutting:. 186 a, Worcester Street, opposite Dunlop Rubber Co. _, 8 i 54 " 3 WE Satisfy the Most Exacting in Steel and Rubber Stamps, Stencil Plates, Brass Name Plates, and Letter Cutting. Moller and Toung, Engravers, 13Ga, Worcester Street, opposite Dunlop Rubber Co, 8354-4 MAIL NOTICES, Letter mails close for tho following places at under, subject to the necessary altera"iona:— Mails per express to Dunedin nnd South olose daily at 7 a.m. and 11 a.m.: lato fee (La., letters bearing Id additional stamp), 11.15 a.m.; also mail van up to 8 a.m., and guard's van, 11.65 a.m. train. Books and newspaper!?, 7 a.m. and 10.10 a.m. • TUESDAY, OCTOBER 81. For Northern Ports, per Maori, at 6.15 p.m.; late fee letters, €.46 p.m.; guard's van, 7.40 i).in. train. WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 1. For Dunedin and Invercargill, per Mokoia, at 1,45 p.m.; Into fee letters, 2 p.m.j guard's van, 2.45 p.m. train. For Northern Ports, per Tarawera, at 8 p.m.; late fee letters, 3.15 p.m.; guard's van, 4 p.m. train; and also par Mararoa, at 4.15 p.m.; lato fee letters 4.30 p.m.; guard's van, 5.25 p.m. train. For Kaikoura, per Cygnet, at 6.15 p.m.; late fee letters, 6.45 p.m.; guard's van, 7.40 p.m. train, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 0. For India, China, Ceylon, Japan, Hong Kong, Straits Settlements, South Africa, New Guinea, etc.; also, United. Kingdom and Continent of Europe, etc., via Brindisi (due London December 8), per Maori, to connect with Warrimoo, at 6.5 p.m.; late fee letters, 6.45 p.m.; guard's van, 7.40 p.m. train. Money orders 4 p.m., registered articles 5 p.m., books, packets and newspapers, 5.45 p.m. FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 3. For United Kingdom, etc., via Monte Video and Tenoriile (duo London December 16), specially addressed correspondence only, per Mararoa, to connect with lonic, at 4.15 p.m.; late fee letters, 4.30 p.m.; guard's van, 5.25 p.m. train. Mails for the United Kingdom, etc., via Brindisi, that left London on September 29, nro due in Chriatchurch on November 7, as follows:—Letters 8 a.m., via Auckland; newspapers, 5.30 p.m., via Bluff. Mails from the. United Kingdom, etc., via patched from Chriatchurch September 21, via Brindisi, arrived in London on October 27, due date. "Yonder ho comes!" said a .tall, lank man, who was sitting on a seat in tho shade of tho station platform. " Yonder she comesP" asked a stout, good-natured-looking man, who sat near him. " Tho train we've been waiting for over half an hour," said the first speaker. "Why do you say, 'Yonder she comes P' " asked, the other. " Well, that's the customary way of speaking of a train, isn't it? And custom is what fixes things. Everybody says, ' Yonder she comes,' in speaking of a train's approach." " Well, I insist you should have said, 'Yonder he cornes,'" said the stout man. "Oh, pshaw! Nobody ever says 'he' in speaking of a train," returned tho lean man. " Well, I'll agree to leave it to the station-master, and see if it wouldn't have been hotter for you to say, ' Yonder lie comes,' " added the stout man. When they had found tho stationmaster, the stout man asked:— " What is tho sex of the train coming into the station?" "It's a mail train," answered he. And the lean man stayed, to hear no That lawyers are not tho only smart and clover men in court was proved tho other day. "I understand," snapped the irritated legal luminary, " that you profess to ho a schoolmaster. Do you, in your official capacity, happen to know anything about cause and effect?" "I do," replied the mild-i'aoed witness. " And will you kindly inform mo whethor the effect ever precedes the cause ?" "It does." "Oh! And when, may I ask ?" "When a harrow is being wheeled by a man." The court tittered and tho magistrate wiped his glasses. "You seoin so clever," sneered tho lawyer, "that perhaps you will inform the court how niany sides a circle has?" "Certainly!" replied tho witness. "It lias two." " Indeed ! And what aro they ?" _ " An insido and an outside." Caso adjourned*