FATHER ADAM AGAIN.
"Well,, old boy, you're 'fitted out' in style, positively. Just off for your holidays?" Aye, just off, my lad." " Wait a minute, Bob. Apropos of your tour, do you know how Adam was equipped for the journey of lifer"' " Can't say, Dick. Give it up." " Well, I'll tell you. He was started in a bare skin, armed with a poll, dependent for transport upon a couple of calvos which moved backwards. His ' hard cash ' amounted to a crown only, for which lie had no pocket; and he carried a stnall stack of nails, assorted sizes, for which he had no hammer. He had a full chest, which he couldn't open; a tongue, a heart and a pair of soles, which he couldn't eat; and a lot of bones, which ho couldn't pick." " Poor fellow, his case was hard, Dick; but 'twas e'en worse when he had a flounder, and although he afterwards procured a Cain, 'twas a vory poor walking-stick. Good-byo; I'm off like a shot.
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Star (Christchurch), Issue 9934, 24 August 1910, Page 2
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169FATHER ADAM AGAIN. Star (Christchurch), Issue 9934, 24 August 1910, Page 2
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