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Star (Christchurch), Issue 8060, 12 July 1904, Page 1

•■:, DANGER SIGNALS. — _ «*, — -- -

When the liver is sluggish and the kidneys are irregular in action, when the tongue is furred and the complexion dull or sallow, when there is recurrent headache, biliousness and- indigestion, these ailments are danger signals. , Constipation is- the cause. There is no need for violent purgatives. The gentle but thorough cleansing and tonic action of . California Syrup of Pigs is what is required. This reliable and effective laxative^ will, at once cleanse the system of dangeroufe deposits and impurities.. At the same time it revitalises and strengthens the inactive organs, the liver,. stomach and kidneys, and enables them to do their work in Nature's painless, regular way, thus overcoming habitual constipation with all its attendant ills. - 21

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