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with pcrtic-ns missing, or terribly mutilated. Thirty doctors were said to- be implicated. He xirged iho Government, which had so far refused to wiE'eiosc anything, Io produce the chs-rgM niado against i>r Smith and his reply. The Premier promised that tho documents would 'l>3 tabled. • BILLIARDS. POCKETS AND UUES. The inter-club tournament was continued last woek, when' Canterbury. Bowing Cltiib de-fe:i';-od Chrisiohiuob Cycling Club, after a close game. The following are the scores: — C.R.C.— Morrison 100,-Styrihe 93, Britten 100, Jackson 31, Budd 77; tola* 461. C.C.C.— M'Oloiiahan 7.-). Kiichie 100, Thompson 86, Bulges* 100, IT-l-cmtcg 100 ; total -459. 'ihe Piouear (Bicycle (DiuJ) pl-ayed a friendly game with the Lfifeltc-ri Club, Pioneer wincing rather ca&i'.y. « p l'he principal game, between Carl wind Hill,' was 200 up, and the others 100. Hill 'beat Carl -After a good game, bu; in another gnme, played later in the evening, Carl turned the tables. The following ajc the Boores:— P.B.C.— Oari 174, Roas 100, Partridge 87, Daiaiols 100, Donaldson 100, Herdm?.>n 100, Byrno 100. Walker 100, Hampton 81; tota 1 . 942. Ly Helton— Hill 200, Bnije-r 93, Comer 100, ,M»h«r 57, O'Brien 55, Taylor. 50. Murphy 51} Moore 51, Murray 10!>; total The match between Pioneer Bicycle Club and Ghrisiohureh "Working Men's Club provided a. close eirußgLe, liho Working Men wi-n- - by 8 pomt3. The following are ths arorcs-— P.B.C.— Ros-s 39, Da-niels 35, Walker 100, Partridge 100, Byrne 97, Comer 100, Haroptcm 100, Brittan 60, Strange 100, Wallace 100; total 831. W.M.C.— Lavery 100. --Spencer 100, B'alce 59, Smith 415, Swift 100, SangEter7G, Brown 81, Brooke 100, Krats 85, A' Court 93; total 839. . HOPELESSLY" PARALYSED. ♦ HOW DR WILLIAMS' PINK PILLS CURED MRS RYAN, OP ■ THAMES. "Whilst chatting in 'the comfortable home of Mr D. Ry.in, Mackay Street. Thames, I learned what a truly wonderful medicine Dr Williams' Pink Pills are," -writes an, "Auckland Star" contributor. '• Mrs Ryau herself is living e vi<l<-nce of how positively and permanently, Dr Williams' Pink Pills cure paralysis. There cannot be the slightest 'doubt about the main facts oi the ca«— though the story wads as dramatically as a novel." " When travelling on the boat to Wellington to visit my daughter," Mia Pvyan explained, " I -woke at night to find myself crippled and -speechless. .My left side -was completely and) hopelessly , ■ paralysed. I was 'taken to the Wellington Hbspita!, but the be-st doctors there pronounced tlie heartbreaking judgment that nothing; cpuld cure me. I was .sent home a -crippled paralytic without an atom of hope." l< lt was then," put in her husband, " that we decided to try Dr Williams' Pink Pills, 'for we had heard how they cured seyeral terrible cases of Paralysis, Locomotor Ataxia and crippling Sciatica, as well as common JiM-te traubles like Rheumatism, backache and' bad stomach. We hadn't much hope for Mrs Ryan, became she had not been able to speak, or move for two months. Her face was horribly distorted, and her mouth was . drawn back to tho ear. Her terrible illness brokfe our hearts." "Yes," continued Mrs Ryan, "I began tflking^.Dr Williams' Pink Pills for Pule People. ' I could feel' .the very first box actually making new blood for me. This new blood warmed up 'my. veins again and put life into my dead u«rves and muscles. The second -box gave new strength to my spine, and soon I was able to walk a iev> steps slowly. Then the muscles of my back and 1 nd-e gradually loosened, and my mouth came to its right position. It took over thirty boxes of Dr Williams' Pink Pills to make a hale, active woman of me — but then the cure was a thorough one. It cost- me nothing compared to what 1 would have had to pay .doctors— but, as I told you, even the best doctors said I was hopelessly incurable. Well, you can see for yourself how strong and hearty I' am to-day — thanks entirely to Dr Williams' Pink Pills." Mrs Ryan's case is just the kind that Dr Williams' Pink Pills are always curing — cases- in- which doctors' ■ treatment and ordinary medicines fail. The secret of the success of Dr Williams' Pink Pills is that they actually mak« new blood, as Mrs Ryau said. This . hew blood is [/$fD>?W/LUAMS' M\ bound to Iffl friTVINK §h\\ strengthen || Ijl^lLLS iM tlie nerves k| ||*^ALE . W)A and spine vpi Ask S.QP\JL toJ and to put evei'v organ in a sound, healthy state. That •i-i die way ihey cure anzemia or bloodlessness, general weakness, backaches, lumbago, rheumatism, sciatica, scrofula, eczema, the s<jeret trcnibles of growing girls and matrons, and «ill loss of vital power in, men and womon. But be "sure you get the genuine Dr Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People, made from the -.special formula for New Zealand. These genuine N.Z. pills are always in wooden boxes with the address, Weellington, -Neflr Zealand, in red on the pink outside wrapper of each box. Nev«r accept bogus pink pills in bottles. 4 VACCINATING ' A FRENCHMAN. • ; ♦ — ' "Vat ees eet, Jean?" " Monsieur, ze doctairo comes to-day to vaccinate monsieur." "Nevairc. I will die- first. Eet ees degrading. Eet ces an inault.' "* '"" But, monsieuv, <?et <?es also ze law." " Shameful. How can I s-uffniro a beast of a doctaire, \v;ith hees brutal weapone, to stab •me— me, ze Count de Mooscalogne? Nevaire." . ''But eet ees ze law, monsieur." " Perfidious law. Ah, I have eet. I hava eet now. Beautiful ! Listen; You will prepare ze swords." "Ze .swords, monsieur?" " Prepare ze swords. On ze point of one sword, monsieur, 'ze doctair-e will rub his vaccinate lymph. Sco? Zen lie will diffaire from me on ,the Boer war questione. I will feel insulted. I will challenge ze doctaire. He will accept, naming* swords as ze weapons. We will fight at once, and here ze doctaire takes the prepared sword. See? One-two-three ! Ze doctaire pricks me. slightly on ze arm. Ha. ba! Honour is satisfied. I am vaccinata !'' A WELL-KNOWN N.Z. CHEMIST ~ RECOMMENDS CHAMBERLAIN'S . COUGH REMEDY. Henry Edgar Eton, chemist, Masterton, says: "People who once use Chamberiain'a Cough Remedy are almost certain to call for it when again in' need 'qf such a medicine. I always recommend it.'' Many medicines are only palliative; ;that is, they give only temporary relief, while Chamberjlain's Cough Remedy cures, and that h why people call for it again- and a,gain when in need of such a medicine. Chemiflta have pleasure in recommending it because tbci? customers always, speak of it in tho highest terms of praise after having onceaised it. Sold by all dealers, is 6d. 7 Mrs Flatte: "Norah, will you .try tp have the steak a little more underdone after this?" The Cook (bridling up).: "Is it findin' fault wid me cookin' yes are?" Mrs Flatte : " Oh, no, not, John and I merely thought you might object t« remaining over the fire bq lo.oa."/ —