"SQUEEZER SIR."
'Af gentleman, well knowtt in B3rodftgKa)i^, and residing in the suburbs, finding^ tfetbiia otherwiae well-oTdered: household was ■with- 1 ' out that indispenwdble art of modern civilifiataon known as a lemyon-squeezer,' and: having tried for aturersl days in vain to *c-! member to biteg one up with ihlm from 1 town, finally xiirected his inaatoi*mi3id,him of it. . .
On the following mornsng 1 , before jfcjs de« parture for the city, white standing on Op, doorstep after breakfast, and just aboufc to/ bid ■ his .wife his usual Dffectao&a*e farewell^ he heard, io stentorian tones from ithe-.d^ 116 ** tfpn of .the* stabjes, the words c ■ A - ; '"Sq^zer, eirj';.: ; . '. _: . ...;. ' The lady was startled, and) it. was well, forthefaifhfui domestio [ /(iat his employer; had;ojily just time to.catob his train,- Bufc'
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Star (Christchurch), Issue 6977, 15 December 1900, Page 3
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126"SQUEEZER SIR." Star (Christchurch), Issue 6977, 15 December 1900, Page 3
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