SMILE KAISERS.

Star (Christchurch), Issue 7297, 17 October 1891, Page 2

SMILE KAISERS.

He (seriously) : "Do you think your father would objeot to my marrying you P" She : " I don't know. If he's anything like me ho would." • ' I was kioked by a horse when I was little and knocked BonseleBB," aaid Chappie. " How soon do you expect to recover P " asked the cynical Maudo. The difference between realism and idealism is just the difference between a girl's opinion of her lover and the young man himself. Arabella : " Why is Miss Passee bo proud?" Isabella: "Well, there are 200,000,000 engagement rings in the world, and she has one of them." Butcher: "How would a saddle of mutton suit you, ma'am P" Miss Batohem: " Very well, but let it be a side saddle, because it is for my Bister and myself. BilkiDs : " After all, the country is the plaoe. How different from the city ! No dust, no noieos, no everlasting grind of business." Jilkine: "Yaaaj but above all, no duns." "And now, madam," suggested the photographer, "please assume a pleasant expression. I know it is difficult, but it will be only for a moment, you know." "Ethel Goodboll brought home a lovely souvflnir spoon with her from England." " I know it ; I saw her with him on the avenue on Sunday morning." Better late than never— Husbands. Burning kiesea necessarily follow a spark. Money which is " coming to you " does not always arrive. Every one's sweetheart sometimes gots up in arms against him. Sometimes there is a good deal of pride in telling how big a sinner yon used to be. Many young hearts have been set on fire thie summer by tennis matches. Corn is well provided with ears, but its I talk doesn't amount to much, it's too husky. I V '!■■ • ~~l